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New Additions

New Pix 12/24

Even though he excelled in all events except one, Jorek wasn't invited back after the first day of the Swat Team tryouts:

Can't argue with that:

The 25-year-old guy looks at the obvious parts. 

The 45-year-old guy looks at the bottle:

Graduation Day in Liberia:

Trick photography:

The Hick Family always were a sweet bunch. 

The little one wasn't too smart, though:

Stripper-Mom-of-the-Year won't let a day

home with the kids keep her from training:

A positive argument for beating your kids more when they're young:

'Mucha Lucha' finally makes its way to Russia:

Arguments against drinking:

Mrs. Marmaletti was always the coolest dorm mother:

Marketing is different in other countries:

When your friend says 'close your eyes and hold still,' don't do it:

Polite roommate:

Late at night, way, way out in the country,

you see the strangest things:

Bling meets bus.  Bus wins.

And they say guys are gross:

Take this home, and see if you ever wear it again:

You wish:

On page 67, Sing finally found the proof he was

looking for: girls are different from boys.

Untrained professionals should not handle

large snakes at the tennis court:

Isn't that sweet- little Nazis:

Wait- it's not what you think:

By all means- get the special.  Two of them.

[And yes, you are 'Sexy Style']

Promoting cool cars or adult movies???

In the only known seal attack on humans, the

Furijawa vacation came to a short and tragic end:

Another mean neighborhood:

I used to hate golf.  I'm rethinking that.

Uh... thanks for the info.

Even a billion dollars won't erase the past:

Yes.  And others - who are lucky enough to have big boobs -

just grow up to be strippers and wear tight shirts:

Tattoos make you cool and tough:

How to make an A in college:

Some examples of subtlety:

Future inmate:

Little known historical facts about the Third Reich:

Kittens often accompanied Nazi soldiers

into battle to increase their bravery:

Even Hitler enjoyed Christmas:

How do you think gorillas get to work?

Though Paul waited at the appointed place, at the

appointed time, his internet date never showed up: